Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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