I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
