If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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