You're completely useless in the revolution.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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