so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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