I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Randomize
