He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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