do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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