You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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