i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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