well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Bring me that man meat
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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