What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
