you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The air taste purple.
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