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The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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Awkward!

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No he was cute and I said yes!

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(562): The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date! (916): Awkward! (562): No he was cute and I said yes! http://tfl.nu/pzog

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I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(

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(925): I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :( http://tfl.nu/pd8d

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(727): View more from Florida

I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again

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(727): I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again http://tfl.nu/kvos

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just found my car keys in your throw-up.

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(732): Just found my car keys in your throw-up. http://tfl.nu/b21p

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(404): View more from Georgia

hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.

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(404): hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma. http://tfl.nu/dkbg

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(516): View more from New York

He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore

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(516): He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore http://tfl.nu/31xs

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.

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(717): Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire. http://tfl.nu/xlxu

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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.

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(662): This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever. http://tfl.nu/lkca

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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..

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(520): He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car.. http://tfl.nu/pywi

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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.

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(978): The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty. http://tfl.nu/l80d

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.

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(506): Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies. http://tfl.nu/zmgn

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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha

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No.

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(314): I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha (1-314): No. http://tfl.nu/xsjk

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(+61): View more from Australia

What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?

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Mobile recharge?

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(+61): What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls? (1+61): Mobile recharge? http://tfl.nu/wf5a

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(760): View more from California

You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker

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(760): You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker http://tfl.nu/zuvx

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?

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(570): I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/4cua

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