last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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