No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We just shotgunned beers for America
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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