i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
