We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
