just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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