sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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