you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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