There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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