But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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