I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
