he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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