tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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