I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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