Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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