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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.

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• (714): View more from California

  i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?

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• (984): View more from North Carolina

  I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?

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  Asking for a friend of course

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬

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