I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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