he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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