hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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