Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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