I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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