That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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