Nicole vs. Life
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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