i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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