Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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