Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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