How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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