So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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