Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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