we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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