The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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