I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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