Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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