so let's talk penis.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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