if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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