direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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