I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
we should paint friendship bongs
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