Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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