i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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