If i come over, it means nothing
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Dignity is for republicans.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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