At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
