You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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