how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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