Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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