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Ikea night.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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