and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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